Here's the brutal truth folks: although it may feel like a loss when your celebrity crush announces that they have a partner, it isn't - you never had a chance. Here in New Zealand, you can't insure that, but in China, you could. Until now. China is trying to stamp out 'love insurance' which its insurance regulator has sensibly labelled 'gambling'.
Although I don't think it should be called insurance, and I'm no big fan of gambling, I still think that if you want to be fool enough to bet on such things, then you should be able to make your way to a betting shop and queue up to throw your money away. It's not good for you,its not good for them, and betting on humans is an invitation to corruption, but it is arguably no worse than any number of other silly things humans do with their time and money.